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My Mom is a Home-Made AI
She was built out of random Machine Learning models
“Mom, what’s for dinner?”
“95% it is mushroom soup, 3% it is apple salad, 1% it is sunflower oil. And there is a very small chance it is something else.”
“Lovely, I love soups. What mushrooms is it made from?”
“30% Volvariella volvacea, 30% Agaricus bisporus, 30% Cyclocybe aegerita, and others.”
“What others? Maybe you know human understandable names for them?”
“10% champignons, 10% beech mushrooms, 10% pioppino, 10% woo…”
“OK, OK, understood. Did Jack have dinner already?”
“Yes, with 0.5 confidence”
“I will come down in 5 minutes. Will you eat with me?”
“100 percent!”
“How was your day mom?”
“I am certain it was fine.”
“Sounds sad. Nothing interesting happened?”
“Do you want me to rephrase the answer?”
“No. It was superb. When are you getting up for work tomorrow? Can you wake me up?”
“Most likely I will wake up at 7:00 AM, 1% chance that I will get up at 7:01 AM, 0.78% chance that will get up at 6:59 AM, 0.099% chance I will get up at…
